- Charlie: it's okay though : P hannibal has poofy lips
- Charlie: so they break even. but BARELY
- Charlie: (hannibal also can't say the word bathtub. stupid europeans)
- Charlie: it comes out like
- Charlie: baaaffftaaahb
- Charlie: which is actually kind of sexy. but not when you're trying to look cool in a black coat with your hair falling seductively on your cheek
- Charlie: why did they have to get a french actor? WHY?
- flory : i'll just listen to you rant, shall i
- Charlie: ...will do : D
- Charlie: and why does he fall in love with that tea-drinking, flower-arranging, five-hour-bath-taking JAPANESE HO
- Charlie: what's wrong with ME???????!one
- Charlie: oh, hannibal, you tormented fool with poofy lips. my heart (and legs) were once open to you
- Charlie: i would have combed that backstreet boy hairdo. i would have washed the bits of brain and cheek off your labcoats. i would have taught you how to say BATHTUB
- Charlie: WAAAAH
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