totally underwater

london-dweller.
constantly vacillating.
will travel for food
sugaredvenom:

maddie-sakamoto:

factoryline:

helenhighwater:

factoryline:

Me and Helen pushed all the Femfresh products to the back of the shelf in Boots yesterday and then I stuck my finger up at it. Smash the system amirite?

The reblog comments on Olivia’s original post pretty much sum up why I never really come on Tumblr anymore. SO MANY PEOPLE WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOUR.
Also: “I have the right to have a nice-smelling puss with a healthy PH balance.” Really? You do? Yes, you do - and you can achieve it with using shower gel, not this female-body-shaming crap.
Also: “Wow, you made someone’s day at work really rubbish because you messed up the shelf.” Well - I used to work at Boot’s. Basically, someone will take about 5 minutes AT MOST rearranging the shelf. And guess what, that’s 5 minutes that Boots are paying for. Bearing in mind how much Boots makes by selling this unnecessary, body-shaming crap, it’s a RATHER TINY AMOUNT. Fuck you, Boots. Fuck you, Femfresh.
AND: People are fucked off with Femfresh for many reasons (not least being because it’s a marketing invention. You can clean your fanny with soap and water, or shower gel or whatever, you do NOT need this over-priced crap which can cause cystitis and thrush by… fucking up your natural PH balance. Also, speaking as a bisexual, I happen to like to natural smell of fanny, not car air fresheners), one of which is a patronising bullshit advert they have smeared all over bus shelters saying “WHOO-HOO FOR MY FROO-FROO!” It’s a vagina. It’s a cunt. Can we please stop with the infantilising shite?
Also: There’s a vag-cleaning product in the US called Lysol. Did you know it was originally sold as a floor cleaner, but for some reason a marketing genius (probably male) decided it could be marketed as a vag-cleaner. You were supposed to dilute it but many women ended up burning their vaginas. It was marketed by shaming women into by suggesting that they were failed women if their vagina smelt of… you know… VAGINA.
Let’s just say that again: Femfresh can cause cystitis, Lysol burnt women’s vaginas.
Yeah, you’ve got the right to use Femfresh, but it means you’re also being a mindless consumer. Well done.
(PS: other reasons for not going on Tumblr anymore: people who are transabled. Thinking that you *should* have Down’s Syndrome when you don’t is the most offensive fucking thing I can think of. How fucking entitled do you have to be???? And can you stop stealing the word trans from the trans* community who have very real problems???)
(PPS: and if you’re reading this and think that you can come on here and tell me what a cunt I am for thinking that people are wrong for wanting to have Down’s and a Femfresh-induced attack of thrush then… you’re plainly a moron but I WON’T BE READING YOUR COMMENTS COS I CAN’T BE ARSED WITH THE ENTITLED FUCKWITTERY THAT I KEEP SEEING ALL OVER THIS FUCKING IDIOTIC PLACE!)

This person reblogged it and called me a faggot. Because that’s totally cool and okay but disliking Femfresh isn’t.

Reasons to leave tumblr.txt

Yeah, this nonsense is why I hardly bother with Tumblr anymore.

sugaredvenom:

maddie-sakamoto:

factoryline:

helenhighwater:

factoryline:

Me and Helen pushed all the Femfresh products to the back of the shelf in Boots yesterday and then I stuck my finger up at it. Smash the system amirite?

The reblog comments on Olivia’s original post pretty much sum up why I never really come on Tumblr anymore. SO MANY PEOPLE WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOUR.

Also: “I have the right to have a nice-smelling puss with a healthy PH balance.” Really? You do? Yes, you do - and you can achieve it with using shower gel, not this female-body-shaming crap.

Also: “Wow, you made someone’s day at work really rubbish because you messed up the shelf.” Well - I used to work at Boot’s. Basically, someone will take about 5 minutes AT MOST rearranging the shelf. And guess what, that’s 5 minutes that Boots are paying for. Bearing in mind how much Boots makes by selling this unnecessary, body-shaming crap, it’s a RATHER TINY AMOUNT. Fuck you, Boots. Fuck you, Femfresh.

AND: People are fucked off with Femfresh for many reasons (not least being because it’s a marketing invention. You can clean your fanny with soap and water, or shower gel or whatever, you do NOT need this over-priced crap which can cause cystitis and thrush by… fucking up your natural PH balance. Also, speaking as a bisexual, I happen to like to natural smell of fanny, not car air fresheners), one of which is a patronising bullshit advert they have smeared all over bus shelters saying “WHOO-HOO FOR MY FROO-FROO!” It’s a vagina. It’s a cunt. Can we please stop with the infantilising shite?

Also: There’s a vag-cleaning product in the US called Lysol. Did you know it was originally sold as a floor cleaner, but for some reason a marketing genius (probably male) decided it could be marketed as a vag-cleaner. You were supposed to dilute it but many women ended up burning their vaginas. It was marketed by shaming women into by suggesting that they were failed women if their vagina smelt of… you know… VAGINA.

Let’s just say that again: Femfresh can cause cystitis, Lysol burnt women’s vaginas.

Yeah, you’ve got the right to use Femfresh, but it means you’re also being a mindless consumer. Well done.

(PS: other reasons for not going on Tumblr anymore: people who are transabled. Thinking that you *should* have Down’s Syndrome when you don’t is the most offensive fucking thing I can think of. How fucking entitled do you have to be???? And can you stop stealing the word trans from the trans* community who have very real problems???)

(PPS: and if you’re reading this and think that you can come on here and tell me what a cunt I am for thinking that people are wrong for wanting to have Down’s and a Femfresh-induced attack of thrush then… you’re plainly a moron but I WON’T BE READING YOUR COMMENTS COS I CAN’T BE ARSED WITH THE ENTITLED FUCKWITTERY THAT I KEEP SEEING ALL OVER THIS FUCKING IDIOTIC PLACE!)

This person reblogged it and called me a faggot. Because that’s totally cool and okay but disliking Femfresh isn’t.

Reasons to leave tumblr.txt

Yeah, this nonsense is why I hardly bother with Tumblr anymore.

  1. heroin-e reblogged this from sugaredvenom
  2. ooonedaymore reblogged this from mexicanprincessbrienne
  3. kawaikunaii reblogged this from mewtwo870
  4. tumblahfamouswannabe reblogged this from adavism and added:
    ….why are you wasting our oxygen…
  5. adavism reblogged this from nathoisking
  6. skankjesusz reblogged this from katniss-everbeans
  7. tubesock reblogged this from nathoisking and added:
    ok
  8. wonder-meathead reblogged this from taekwooning and added:
    the real travesty i what the hell is the statement here? rebelling against mother nature for restricting everything you...
  9. homuraisu reblogged this from nubo-not-here
  10. taekwooning reblogged this from loryisunabletosupinate
  11. cherforqueen reblogged this from hunky-bat
  12. sugaredvenom reblogged this from hunky-bat and added:
    Yeah, this nonsense is why I hardly bother with Tumblr anymore.
  13. hunky-bat reblogged this from miss-sakamoto
  14. i-kweem reblogged this from elysethegorgonqueen
  15. blackstraps reblogged this from elysethegorgonqueen and added:
    If someone would have done this in my store, I would have followed you out into the parking lot and shamed you into...
  16. unacceptablewindvestal reblogged this from mewtwo870 and added:
    Way to go. You did absolutely nothing of real value to your cause, wasted time with slacktivism, and made a lot of extra...
  17. eibmorb reblogged this from elysethegorgonqueen and added:
    I really appreciate the persons intentions, but I use femfresh and I’m fucking SICK AND TIRED of radscum feminists...
  18. bioticbootyshaker reblogged this from elysethegorgonqueen and added:
    Revolutionary I’ve never quite seen someone be an asshole at this level before. Oh wait, yes I have. This is the...
  19. elysethegorgonqueen reblogged this from mewtwo870 and added:
    This is like when people who go to the library take out a ton of books and just leave them on the tables.
  20. princevav reblogged this from froakieappreciationblog and added:
    wow okay i know you think you’re being ~*punk rock*~ and ~*sticking it to society*~ but really you’re just being dumb...
  21. brookeradtastic reblogged this from happybirthdayspray and added:
    Personally, I like to have rights and have a fresh smellin’ puss.