totally underwater

janaki:

overfedwhale:

Pretty girls, you have to stop. Either ignore me or keep the leash tight because I’m not so good at the guessing game right now and I don’t know what “I don’t know” means. And don’t dress so nice around me! Holy goodness sometimes you look like you want me to look at you and if I’m gonna look at you I’m gonna end up wanting to look closer and wow now we’re closer and wow what is that gorgeous smell and wow your skin is so wow soft wow. And don’t smile at me unless you want me to smile back and don’t wink at me unless you want me to wink back and don’t tell me you love me unless you’re ready to have some crazy boy do crazy things out of crazy love crazy for crazy you.

Pretty girls. Wow. Crazy.

i really hope this guy’s being satirical or doing some serious mindfuck trolling and not being serious…

(Source: dnlfn)